That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
If there was any justice in this world, this would exist in fic form, too.
Oh sweet god.
Mom:
"Have you heard of that '50 Shades of Grey' book?"
Me:
"Oh god, Mom. No. No, do not tell me you read that bullshit."
Mom:
"It was interesting!"
Me:
"It's porn, Mom! You just read porn!"
Mom:
"Well, you're right, I could've done without so much gratuitous sex, but -- "
Me:
"It's not even good porn! God, if you want to read endless BDSM, I can find you better shit!"
Mom:
"Kate!"
Me:
"Wait until I tell the internet about this."
Mom:
"Don't you dare!"
Me:
"Oh, sorry, too late. This is going on my tumblr."
Mom:
"I'll blog about you! I'll tell people you offered to get me better porn!"
Me:
"Please do! People need to know there are STANDARDS!"
#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie
